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Thursday, June 26, 2008
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it
goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need
to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
"CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.
Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the
road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road.
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
Itwas the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in
his eyes and the way he walks.
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
To die in the rain. Alone.
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in
front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's
why they call it the "other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.
And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott
all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media
whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side" That
chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple
as that!
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road.
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
I have just released eChicken2005, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
check book.Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \..... reboot.
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?
I invented the chicken!
Did I miss one?
Saturday, June 2, 2007
Quotes
Helen Keller
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Oscar Wilde
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.
Helen Keller
Fear less, hope more;
Whine less, breathe more;
Talk less, say more;
Hate less, love more;
And all good things are yours.
Swedish Proverb
Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams.
Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential.
Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in, but with what it is still possible for you to do.
Pope John XXIII
Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Challenges come so we can grow and be prepared for things we are not equipped to handle now. When we face our challenges with faith, prepared to learn, willing to make changes, and if necessary, to let go, we are demanding our power be turned on.
Iyanla Vanzant
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Many English language terms refer to various forms of happiness and pleasure. These terms vary in the intensity of the pleasure they describe, as well as the depth and longevity of the satisfaction. These include: bliss, joy, joyous, carefree, jubilant, exultant, cheerful, playful, amused, fun, glad, gay, gleeful, jolly, jovial, delighted, euphoric, ecstatic, thrilled, elated, enraptured, comfortable, harmonious, and triumphant. Gratification is a deep satisfaction gained from becoming totally absorbed in a complex activity or by working toward meaningful goals. Happiness can also be achieved in other various scenarios.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Why not be happy
Laughter is good for the soul.
We all should be happy.
Laughter is the biological reaction of humans to moments or occasions of humor: an outward expression of amusement. Laughter is subcategorised into various groupings depending upon the extent and pitch of the laughter: giggles, clicks (which can be almost silent), chortles, chuckles, hoots, cackles, sniggers and guffaws are all types of laughter. Smiling is a mild silent form of laughing.
Count your blessings.If you constantly compare yourself to those who seem to be happier and have more, you'll be miserable. In a study at the State University of New York, Buffalo, one group completed the sentence "I'm glad I'm not a _______," and another group finished the sentence "I wish I were a _______." The first group felt relatively happy afterward, but the second group, which focused on unfulfilled desires, came away feeling worse.
Fake a smile.A study from Clark University in Worcester, Massachusetts, revealed that when students made frowning expressions by pushing their brows together, they felt angry -- even when watching cartoons -- but those who were induced to smile felt happier and found the shows funnier.
Five Best Mood-Boosting Foods
1. Air-popped popcorn.
The carbs raise your level of the brain chemical serotonin, helping you feel and sleep better.
2. Chocolate-dipped strawberries.
The fruit's antioxidants (vitamin C and beta-carotene) boost your mood by battling stress hormones, and the chocolate releases endorphins, another feel-good brain chemical.
3. Half a bagel...with fat-free cream cheese, topped with blueberries.
Eat this combo when you crave a doughnut; you'll get the carb-induced mood boost minus the sugar crash.
4. Grilled salmon
It's rich in omega-3 fatty oils, which studies show can lower the risk for depression.
5. Bananas
They're loaded with vitamin B6, which helps the body manufacture serotonin.
Get romantic.
Besides the fact that it's just plain fun, orgasm triggers your body to release endorphins (the brain chemicals that produce a sense of euphoria) and oxytocin (a hormone that has a calming, nurturing effect).
There are few better remedies for unhappiness than an intimate friendship with someone who cares deeply about you, confiding in others is good for the body as well as for the soul."
